iamTedKing: Discipline

by Ted King

It’s staring at me from across the room. We all know the feeling when we’re being watched, it’s awkward and uncomfortable, and it’s happening right now.

Even though it has no eyes, no capacity for thought, and certainly no conscience, it’s definitely glaring directly at me. For me, it’s pumpkin pie. Maybe for you it’s left over Halloween candy, an ice-cold beer, or a massive bag of Frito Lays. It seems no matter what you do, that certain something delicious located conveniently across the room is stuck prominently at the forefront of your mind. But you hold off, because tis the season to be disciplined.

Cycling is a uniquely fascinating sport for a variety of reasons, but one that stands out in my mind is how self-disciplined it is. I was very athletic as a kid, taking part in seemingly every American sport, but didn’t get into cycling until I was about 20 years old. Hockey and soccer were the most prominent, so throughout my youth there was always a coach nearby blowing a whistle to do a drill or shouting at the top of his lungs to finish a sprint.

This doesn’t happen in cycling.

Sure there are coaches, there are training plans, there are strict stretching, lifting, and plyometric routines, but in truth these are merely recommendations. Coaches, whether down the road or across the country, prescribe specific training programs and then it’s ultimately a test of the cyclist’s discipline whether he or she fulfills the plan.

It is entirely too easy to be let yourself off the hook. “Three sets of intervals? Oh, who cares if I just do two” or “Geeze, ninety minutes of gym work? Let’s call it an even sixty.” You could be the most inherently talented cyclist in the world, but complacency with this lackadaisical approach will ultimately lead to you one place – falling short.

Thomas Edison wasn’t known for his athletic prowess, but he was spot on when he said, “Success is 10 percent inspiration and 90 percent perspiration.” It’s the disciplined cyclist who finds the motivation when the weather is miserable, when the legs sear with pain, when the drive simply is not there… and when there’s a piece of pie across the room with a death gaze on you.

It’s very convenient that the off-season is the most delicious time of year. After roughly ten consecutive months of regimented discipline in-season, we cyclists are rewarded with sinfully sweet Halloween candy, the gluttony of Thanksgiving feast (and the leftover meals that begin three hours later), the spicy and potent fall and winter beers that I happen to be particularly fond of, egg nog, and lest we forget the hearty pumpkin pie, which seems to be in season anytime from October through January.

So now that we’re in December, the early season camps are starting up, and we’re getting back into the swing of things, if someone would just please eat the piece of pie so it’s no longer staring at me, that would be very helpful to keep me disciplined throughout the rest of the day.

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  • Thanks for that. I have been sitting on the trainer for about 12 hours a week and I needed this bit of moral support to keep sweating it out in my freezing basement.
  • Steve McGrath
    Animal crackers. 1 bag. large 1100 calories. It was staring at me so I pounced on it.
  • tod0924
    Go ahead, eat it and get over it.
  • baz
    creatively well put. those damn winter beers are sweet and spicy!
  • sethdh
    hmmm...pumpkin pie flavored Gu Gel. I am an idea kind of guy.
  • Peter B. Erdmann
    A Midd guy who likes autumnal beer! Never would have thought . . . PBE Class of '84
  • What's PBE? Speaking of beer, I only know PBR.
  • hgransee
    Sitting with a Scotch, beer and cigar on the deck.
    I am glad I am just a weekend warrior at best.
    I did ride trainer in the am though.
    Pumpkin? Needs to be...
  • Jonathan Fowler
    You are killing me with the talk of Pumpkin Pie. I'm trading off 365 days of 'potential' training days in Thailand but cannot find a piece of Pumpkin Pie anywhere. Can you fed-ex me a slice?
  • cool
  • Stephen Fitz
    I just learn to live with the regret. I can't give up the pie.
  • Red
    Stop being such a Sally and hust eat a piece of pie. Skinny cyclist are such panzies.
  • matt lavoy
    it is so very true . Its so hard to so know to the pies in my family
  • Steve
    I know that pro cyclist have to be disciplined in training and diet, just as anyone else does. It's difficult for me to really believe that eating some sweets is going to "weigh" down a cyclist or be detrimental to his overall performance. If you eat some pie, ice cream, m&m's, or whatever in moderation and burn the calories of an active person [more less a pro cyclist in season or not] that you are going to gain any weight at all. Yea I just rode 300 miles this week but I can't eat the pie.
  • Ted King here. I agree completely Steve and I nearly wrote all about moderation instead of discipline. But it's all to easy to have one piece of pie segue into another piece of pie into suddenly half the pie and then some a la mode, and then 30 minutes later... there's no pie. It's December, friend, and it's time to have some discipline.
  • wlevey
    Unless you don't mind being a blimp there really is no let up! Once you get fit you spend the rest of your life working to STAY fit. That said, I still can't resist my wife's chocolate chip cookies, cake, candy... Just give me another reason to use the trainer and roolers in the "off-season"!
  • robsart
    here in chicago its 1 deg out and blustery. even my bike doesnt want to go out. losing motivation fast. thanks for the focus. at some point itll be summer again if im not ready to take on that categoried climb ill really be ticked.
  • this diary entry was a bit overdue as weve had some "cold" weather for a solid week now!
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